.:WANTED: NEW BFF (BEST FRIEND FOREVER) INQUIRE WITHIN:.

I'm in need of a new "best friend" can be male or female, HELL! Even a SHEMALE will do! :)

Must like going to the movies, getting drunk, have a kickass sense of humor, impeccable taste and artsy tendencies. Must not be married, or permanently attached to your "special other". People who can't think for themselves can keep walking. Must be willing to have intelligent long and interesting conversations about whatever. Must have free time because I'm very demanding, but you will be treated like family and will be "wuved" t'ill no end.